I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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