My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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