Betty ford says i'm here all night
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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