You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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