the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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