I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
