my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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