Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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