office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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