whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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