Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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