Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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