i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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