I saw his package. It spoke to me.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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