Midget sex pt 2 tonight
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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