I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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