he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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