he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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