So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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