i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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