Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
