Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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