If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Randomize
