considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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