He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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