Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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