So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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