I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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