Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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