So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
home. puking in laundry basket.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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