I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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