If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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