Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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