You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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