People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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