You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
