Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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