Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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