Don't make out with my wife yet
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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