Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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