Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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