I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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