Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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