doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Come see our sink grown plant.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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