omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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