Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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