i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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