Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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