id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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