I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
wow bdsm is so cute
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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