she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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