oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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