Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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