Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize