i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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