Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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